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Flight Change

Finding the smartest way to fly

Flight Change thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When change is not always the best option

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown


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