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When change is not always the best option

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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