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Flight Change

Finding the smartest way to fly

Flight Change thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When change is not always the best option

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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