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Flower Dress

Floral print clothing for inspired ballerinas

Flower Dress thanks to Mike King

Dancing behind petals

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Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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