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Flower Dress

Floral print clothing for inspired ballerinas

Flower Dress thanks to Mike King

Dancing behind petals

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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