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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger


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