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Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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