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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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