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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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