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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp


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