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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire


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