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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp


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