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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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