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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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