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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

To give counsel as well as to take it is a feature of true friendship. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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