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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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