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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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