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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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