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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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