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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground friends forever

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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