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Going To Collage

On the road to higher education

Going To Collage thanks to Maria Henderson

Why some students didn't make the grade

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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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