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Going To Collage

On the road to higher education

Going To Collage thanks to Maria Henderson

Why some students didn't make the grade

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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