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Going To Collage

On the road to higher education

Going To Collage thanks to Maria Henderson

Why some students didn't make the grade

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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh


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