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Golf Cart Construction thanks to Keith Blake

One ladder that you don't want to climb on

Bubba - did you leave it in neutral or park?
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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


Behind Curtain Number One

One More Drop

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Made His Bed

Dog Sled

Only In Canada - Nosey Moose

Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

Wise Electricity Use

Critter Control

Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits

Hawaii Scuba Bus

Chicken Pie

Computer Challenged

Swiss Reaper

Original Play Station

Haunted Pancakes

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