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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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