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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson


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