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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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