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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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