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One ladder that you don't want to climb on

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

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