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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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