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Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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