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Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows

Doing a face plant at the local restaurant

Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows thanks to Howard Chapman

When milk shakes become glass shakes

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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