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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

Government Debt thanks to Jack Bissett

US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves. - Ralph W. Sockman

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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