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So, how tough are things in Congress today?

Government Debt thanks to Jack Bissett

US government shutdown: Senate to meet on fiscal impasse. Talks have stalled between the White House and House Republicans. Things look tough, but business has an answer!
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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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