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A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. - Yogi Berra

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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