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Great White

Beware of Great White Sharks in Winterpeg back yards

Great White thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Being creative on a cold winter day in the Moistwest Territories

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I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood


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