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The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The greatest thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. - Madeleine L'Engle

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake


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