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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. - Jonas Salk

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King


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