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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

One of the greatest unknown champions because very little is known about him. - David Coleman

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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