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Greatest Good Fortune

New Year's greetings from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Greatest Good Fortune thanks to Irvin Kauffman

Stay in tune this year
Irvin sends a 'Cello Hello' to all of you

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Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

Fortune favors the brave. - Publius Terence

Fortune sides with him who dares. - Virgil

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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