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Green Picnic Table

Eating right off the earth, au nature

Green Picnic Table thanks to Keith Blake

Cheers for a greener society!

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Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants. - Unknown

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

I've liked lots of people 'til I went on a picnic jaunt with them. - Bess Truman

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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