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Groundhog Greetings

Well hello to you too, sir

Groundhog Greetings thanks to Keith Blake

The dawning of a new friendship

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd. - Bill Murray

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have not the shadow of a doubt that any man or woman can achieve what I have, if he or she will make the same effort, and have the same hope and faith. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm afraid of love, because it involves things that are beyond our understanding; it sheds such a brilliant light, but the shadow it casts frightens me. - Paulo Cohelo

To wish to be young again and to have the benefit of one's learned and acquired existence is not at all to wish for a repeat performance, or a Groundhog Day. - Christopher Hitchens

Here's a little groundhog furry and brown
He's coming up to look around;
If he sees his shadow, down he'll go
Then six more weeks of winter, OH NO! - Unknown

What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. - Blackfoot Proverb

When we are unhurried and wise, we perceive that only great and worthy things have any permanent and absolute existence, that petty fears and petty pleasures are but the shadow of the reality. - Henry David Thoreau

While somewhere in Philadelphia his distant cousin Phil is concerned about whether or not there will be six more weeks of winter, the Honey Badger rests comfortably in the knowledge that there will certainly be fifty-one more weeks of not giving a crap. - Honey Badger Day


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