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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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