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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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