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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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