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Fate is character. - William Winter

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois


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