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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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