#1 humor site on the 'net

Grow A Boyfriend

Finding Mr. Right

Grow A Boyfriend thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Never argues, never snores, always agrees, always shuts up - perfect 4U!

QuotaBills
We don't grow older, we grow riper. - Pablo Picasso

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When intuition and logic agree, you are always right. - Blaise Pascal

If only I may grow: firmer, simpler, quieter, warmer. - Dag Hammarskjold

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken. - Bertrand Russell

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

If you are going to grow into a human being, you are going to need some values. - Ann Dunham

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it? - Eleanor Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


Super Size Mosquito

Perfectly In Tune With Nature

Crayola Keyboard

Turtle Leash

Beach Trick - Head's Up

Turbo Charged Computer

Redneck Neighborhood Watch

Time To Hang Up The Thong

Our Grate Lord

Vertical Roller Coaster Ride

Girl's Party

Sleep Driving

Portuguese Airport Runway

Nintendo Wedding Cake

Going Nowhere Mall

Skateboard Suit

Texas Truck

Tailgate Coyote

Montreal Canadian Fan

Canadian Man Cave

Puffin Walk

Wine Gum Lamp

Stepladder Bike

Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape