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Mighty oaks from little acorns grow. - Unknown

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much. - Germain G. Glidden

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

If you want to have more, you have to become more. You have to grow into your goals. - Jim Rohn

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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