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Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

When you forgive, you heal. When you let go, you grow. - Unknown

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper


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