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Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


Behind Curtain Number One

One More Drop

Changing Priorities

Made His Bed

Dog Sled

Only In Canada - Nosey Moose

Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

Wise Electricity Use

Critter Control

Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits

Hawaii Scuba Bus

Chicken Pie

Computer Challenged

Swiss Reaper

Original Play Station

Haunted Pancakes

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