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Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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Never Give Up

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Outdoor Pool

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Windows Scoreboard

Mummy Dogs

Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet

Media Bondage

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