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Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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