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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare


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