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Inspiration for 'Singing In The Rain'

Unique indoor pool design - swimming to the music

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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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