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Paris has much to offer to bald people

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Toupee: an incredibly attractive catch for a cat

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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