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Paris has much to offer to bald people

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Toupee: an incredibly attractive catch for a cat

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After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. - Lauren Oliver

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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