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Growing up in a kid's world

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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