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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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