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Don't worry, be happy!

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something. - Henry Ford

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

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