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Harley Half Ton

Motorcycle for wheelchair wannabes

Harley Half Ton thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Wayne's scooter runs a little faster than his care home buddies do

Harley Half Ton thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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An Apple A Day

Horn Blower

Grass Walker

Leave My Drink Alone

Lineup For Dinner

Ruined Bacon

Do Nothing Day

Maxi Boot Sorbet

United Procrastinators

Tower of Pisa Restorer

Healthy Breakfast

Breathe in the Ocean

Half Price Car

Chinese Music School

iPhone Nose Charger

Mom Posting

Soul Repair

Grown Up Yet?

Chest Walk

Car Axident