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Fate is character. - William Winter

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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