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He Was Due For A Promotion

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He Was Due For A Promotion thanks to Keith Blake

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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