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He Was Due For A Promotion

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He Was Due For A Promotion thanks to Keith Blake

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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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