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Here Comes Trouble

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Here Comes Trouble thanks to Keith Blake

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The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble. - Rudyard Kipling

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most people. - E.B. White

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. - Robin Williams

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. - Mark Twain

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

A "No" uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble. - Mahatma Gandhi

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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