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I do not seek, I find. - Pablo Picasso

What the wise seek is in themselves. - Confucius

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

For those who seek it, there is inexhaustible evidence of an all-pervading intelligence. - Richard E Byrd

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Grant that we may not so much seek to be consoled as to console. To be understood as to understand. - St. Francis of Assisi

Successful people seek out their futures from the present; failures seek out their futures from the past. - Li Ao

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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