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I do not seek, I find. - Pablo Picasso

Seek simplicity and distrust it. - Alfred Whitehead

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Sometimes we seek that which we are not yet ready to find. - Libba Bray

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

What we seek we shall find; what we flee from flees from us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio


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