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Historic Texting

Re-invented moments in history

Historic Texting thanks to Keith Blake

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Just let the wardrobe do the acting. - Jack Nicholson

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn't come easy to us. - Lily Tomlin

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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Psychic Fair

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PMS Center

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Socket To Me

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