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Historic Texting

Re-invented moments in history

Historic Texting thanks to Keith Blake

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Just let the wardrobe do the acting. - Jack Nicholson

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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