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Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it's tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season

Hockey Players Are Mean thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them. - Karen E. Quinones Miller

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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