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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement. - Unknown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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