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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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