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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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