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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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