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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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