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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement. - Unknown

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Greatness and nearsightedness are incompatible. Meaningful achievement depends on lifting one's sights and pushing toward the horizon. - Daniel H. Pink

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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