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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

How Things Have Changed thanks to Mike King

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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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