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I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

How to live well on nothing a year. - William Makepeace Thackeray

To the raven her own chick is white. - Irish Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre

He that has learned to obey will know how to command. - Solon

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen. - Cher

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

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