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How to live well on nothing a year. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He who has learned how to obey will know how to command. - Solon

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. - Lin Yutang

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand


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