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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

How to live well on nothing a year. - William Makepeace Thackeray

To the raven her own chick is white. - Irish Proverb

Of course I know how to roll a joint. - Martha Stewart

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen. - Cher

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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