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How to live well on nothing a year. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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