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Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages
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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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