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HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages
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The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton


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