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Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages
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I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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