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Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages
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The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton


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