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Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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