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Man is not made for defeat. - Ernest Hemingway

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

If a man does his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Laurence J. Peter

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

A man's worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions. - Marcus Aurelius

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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