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A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits. - Woodrow Wilson

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents. - William Osler

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river. - Ross Perot

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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