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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. - Bruce Lee

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Powerful is a man that realizes his own limitations, for he is self-aware, therefore, he is limitless. - Vincent E. Lafranchi IV

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso


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