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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

You make me want to be a better man. - Jack Nicholson

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Powerful is a man that realizes his own limitations, for he is self-aware, therefore, he is limitless. - Vincent E. Lafranchi IV

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln


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