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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer. - Unknown

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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