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Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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