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Interuption Charge

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Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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