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Interuption Charge

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done. - Amelia Earhart

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. - Chinese Proverb

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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