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Iran Is Now Allowing Women To Drive

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Iran Is Now Allowing Women To Drive thanks to Gus Souza

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Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi


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