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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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