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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction. - Pierre Pachet

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Unknown

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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