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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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