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It's Play Time!

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It's Play Time! thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

The trick is to tire them out first...

Some babies just don't have enough time to sleep away their lives

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams

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