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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Be the kind of person you want to meet. - Unknown

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Complaint always comes back in an echo from the ends of the world, but silence strengthens us. - G K Chesterton

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - Unknown

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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