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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Action speaks louder than words. - Unknown

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve. - Joseph Joubert

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. - Auric Goldfinger

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

Talk that does not end in any kind of action is better suppressed altogether. - Thomas Carlyle

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

To be feared of a thing and yet to do it, is what makes the prettiest kind of a man. - Robert Louis Stevenson

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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