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I've Got Your Back

Lending too much of a helping hand

I've Got Your Back thanks to Howard Chapman

Kindness starts in our hearts and springs out into the world through our actions, unless you're a stickman

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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

It really kind of infilterates the noh-strils. - Archie Bunker

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I'm kind of known for something that's not so great to be known for. - Monica Lewinsky

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway


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