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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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