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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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