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Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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