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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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