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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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