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Pondering life's early lessons

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. - Voltaire

Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting. - Robert Frost

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Focus on making yourself better, not on thinking that you are better. - Bohdi Sanders

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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