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Pondering life's early lessons

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Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. - Niels Bohr

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Focus on making yourself better, not on thinking that you are better. - Bohdi Sanders

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. - Steven Wright

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Never gonna go a day without you
Fills me up just thinking about you
I'll never go a day without my mama - Boyz II Men

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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