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Pondering life's early lessons

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting. - Robert Frost

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. - Albert Einstein

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week. - George Bernard Shaw


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