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Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The antiques my wife buys at auctions are keeping me baroque. - Peter De Vries

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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