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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open. - Thomas Dewar

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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