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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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