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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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