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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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