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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley


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