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Kiosk Hours

Restricting flexible hours of business

Kiosk Hours thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you're in Africa

Where business shopping hours are almost flexible

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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift


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